Born with the name of Beatriz, Beatriz lived all her life in the Island of Puerto Rico and on a business trip happened to sit by Lazlo on the plane to New York. As she states, he was immediately attracted to her but would not dare to let her know...
"What did you do?" I mused.
"Nothing out of the ordinary", she nodded, with a sidewise smile, "I was just being myself..."
"Oh, sure you wasn't cajoling him in any way?"
"Maybe just a little bit, cocked my head a certain way, or raised my eyebrow at him or touching his knee..."
"But ever so lightly! I don't even think he noticed, he was so nervous" she admitted, innocently.
"How did you get him to talk or open up?"
"He actually didn't. he put on his headset and watched the movie..."
"So nothing came of it?" Surprised
"Oh-no," she winked at me, sideways, then turned away surreptitiously, "something happened..."
I paused, "oh-would you cut the mystery-what did you do!?" becoming anxious
"I spilled by hot soup right on his dick" She spat the words, then slowly licked her lips
"Ouch?" Nodding in disbelief
"He got so angry, got up-almost knocked someone down who was also going his direction...you could hear him ranting and calling me a bitch in heat..." she paused, becoming less animated, more serious
"...Then what happened...?" At this point I found myself whispering-as if on cue!
"I got up and ran the opposite direction to the ladies room" smiling again
"What kind of plane was this?!"
"I know! It was a smooth ride-but I went up behind him, because the aisle is like around the plane-you know-"
"Yeah, okay..." Nodded, hoping in my mind that she wasn't as crazy as he is...
"Then I did him in the bathroom"
"You mean he wasn't angry?'
"You sound disappointed?"
"Hey, no shame to the game. I guess?"
"We had fun for a few more weeks after we landed in New York. met a few times for dinner, but the sex after that was boring, uneventful.." frowning, as if confused.
"And what happened after that?"
"He stop calling me" she shrugged, "so I proceeded to stalk him", admitting, casually.
Now, in my mind I was saying DAMN IT! NOT AGAIN!!!
"And how that work for you?"
"Got me a restraining order..."
"Was it worth it?"
"It's not about whether it's worth it or not. It's about the experience", She stated rather casually.
"Yeah, but why bring that on to yourself if you don't have to-I'm not getting it"
"It's not about that, Fernando. You're not listening, dude"
"Okay", Nodded, blankly, "I wont interrupt, explain away..."
"What does my chart say. I'm paying you by the hour so I don't have a lot of time for this...chic chat..." changing her tone
"Don't worry about that, I want the chic chat. It's part of the process. I learn more about the person through the chic chat than anything else"
"Then you're fraud. You're not real"
"Why? Because I don't fit the person to the confines of what I see on a piece of paper?
Or is it because by learning about the person in those few hours of consultation I'll get a better insight into a HUMAN BEING than I would if I only had that piece of paper to go on? You're paying too much money for me to get it wrong, don't you think?"
"You're fucking trickster, you know that?"
"And it takes one to know one-dude..."
"Okay, don't fuck with me. I'll admit; I won't fuck with you, but don't fuck with me..."
FINALLY HIT THAT BUTTON...
"Why the agitation?" I reasoned, with a bemusing smile, "Listen to me good: as astrologers, we are no different from a psychologist-in fact we are better than they are because they are motivated by profit, keeping you for years and years under their 'care' and becoming rich in the process. We don't have time or desire for that, nor is it necessary. So when you come in that door
we already know who you are, and the rest we figure it out by keen observation -from the minute you walk in to the time you walk out. know this..."
She smiled, slightly, "Got you. I knew you were good. Scorpios know the deal..."
"But you still tested me, even after you d paid me, why?"
This is very typical of a Scorpio; they sometimes love to cause drama simply because they feel "unease". They need constant emotional stimulation (and some of them don't care what they have to do to get it or who they have to "use" as a "vehicle" to get it).
The Scorpio energy is, by design, a very selfish energy. It is very 'self preserving'
un compromising and unyielding energy.
With Scorpios there's only two emotional paths; either you HATE THEM or LOVE THEM-and nothing in between.
It is an energy of EXTREMES.
The "faint hearted" need not apply.
But if a Scorpio "singles you out", that's usually a GOOD THING!
Scorpios just don't love "anyone". Many people love Scorpios, but Scorpios don't love ANYONE.
That love has to be EARNED-and even then, it is not guaranteed!
This woman has an AQUARIUS ASCENDANT and a GEMINI MOON.
She was very eccentric. unpredictable, and a "tic-tic-boom" type of personality.
Her VENUS SQUARED LAZLO'S SUN AND HIS ASCENDANT.
She rub him the wrong way-even when she tried to be sexy!
His MARS SQURED HER VENUS and his MOON SQUARED HER ASCENDANT
Interestingly; her MOON SQUARED HER MARS-just like Lazlo!
This CONFIRMS that LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE!
NOW, THE QUESTION SHOULD BE; WHY DID THEY "CROSS PATHS?"
In my world, there is no such thing as "coincidence".
We ATTRACT WHAT WE NEED TO EVOLVE AS HUMAN BEINGS
We can only learn about ourselves through the agency of others...
Through the REFLECTION OF OTHERS...